A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."