Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you
can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.