1
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
2
Aansun tera gire to ankhen mere ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
bhagwan kare humari dosti itni gahre ho ki
naukari tum karo aur salary meri ho
3
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!
4
once galib was caught pissing on his ex-gf house
he replied
tere pyar main udas hun kuch is tarah ae galib
ki aansun bhi badaltey hain rastey badal badal ke..
5
Arz kiya hai
Woh aayay humari kabr pay
Woh aayay humari kabr pay
Diya bujha gayay...
Diyay main jo tel tha sar pay laga gayay......
6
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal
aaya hoga!!!
7
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha