1. Beebiji saari uthao
Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady ne saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…
2. $ex mehnat hai ya maza
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
“Yeh batao k $ex mehnat hai ya maza?”
Ghareeb bola:
“Maza hi hoga Sahib”
“Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
3. Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex
Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:
1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah
2, Obedient, Yes…Oh Yes..Yes
3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More
4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I’m Loving It.. Maa ah
5, Disappointing, Ah Can’t Really Feel It… Aah
6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao
4. Sandwich Ka Mood Hai ?
Husband & wife ne
Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH…
Husb:
SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?
Wife:
Nahi Aaj nahi,
Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
5. Suhag raat ke baad
Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha
“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.
6.Kya taklif hai
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
7.NO $ex plz
A Widow to her boyfriend: NO $ex plz,
i m still mourning my husband death,
Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom
So open your legs & accept my deep Condolance..
8.Why women wear p@nty?
Why do women wear p@ nty?
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,
9. Aaj main collage nahian jaoon gi
Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jaoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain
10. Pakistan main jaga nahen milty
Boy: Pakistan main 90% log esleay $ex nahen kr sktay k unhain jaga nahen milty…
Sardaar: u r right
main b aik dafa ex
karna chahta tha
pr mujhay jaga he nahen mili
Phir
Larki ne khud he bataya
k
$ex krnay ke jaga
Tangon k beech main ha.
