So Stupid...

• she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
• she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
• she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
• she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
• she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
• she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
• she failed a survey.
• she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
• she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on the way down. .
• she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
• I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it.
• Guess who could she be .... definitely a BLOND :)