Jokes

Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardar are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,

pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad

our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws
his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He
says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't
need
to drink out of the same glass twice."
OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and
Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and
Bangladeshi
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

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Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi
zindagi hai.

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Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

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Sardar 1: Mai paida Mumbai me hua par padhai chennai se ki.
Sardar 2: Phir to Aane jane me bahut der lagati hogi na ?

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Man to wife on wedding night: Are u sure I'm the 1st man u r sleeping
with?
Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others.