Thursday, June 28, 2007

All time Hits - Jokes


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... . WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should
be light"_-=


SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa


ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.


A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.



A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"



What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing
He said-im seeing how i look while
sleeping.


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