One Liners

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you
can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually
do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.