Cricket Jokes

1)Why Misbah wants to change his name?
kyuki har koi use Miss BAH kehta hai !!
Now he is thinking of changing his name to Mr. BAH :-)

2)Wat s d biggest pressure building up 4 pak captain wen pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand..
Ya allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!

3)How to kill a LION
by Ravi Shastri method:
ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders ,,......

4)Sehwag's wife asks him 2 buy ration
But he is afraid 2 go out as he will
get hit by people for not plying well
So he dressed like a woman & goes 2 market
There a beautifull women comes 2 him n says " u r SEHWAG"
Supprised sehwag asks "how do u know?"
She says, "I'M GANGULY"

5)Batao woh kaun hai jisse aap koi bhi bhajan sunane ko bolenge, woh aapko sunadega???

Are bhai.... Harbhajan Singh
(Har+ Bhajan+ Singh)

6)dhoni nahaane ke baad jyon hi bathroom se baahar nikalta hai, uske baal bahut hi jaldi dry ho jaate hain, kyun....???????????
kyunki, uske baal ke bahut "FAN" hain