Funny Definations

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree
and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.