Amazing one Liners

1. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
2. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
3. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didnt he just buy dinner?
4. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables then what is baby oil made from?
5. If electricity comes from electrons, what does morality come from?
6 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
7. Stop singing and read on......
8. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
9. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
10. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
11. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
12.Why do men chase women when they have no intention to marry any.(hint.....the same urge tat makes dog chase every car whenn they have no intention of drivin any)?
13. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address in the first place?