(CNN) -- If you plan on going to Kure Beach, North Carolina, bring your sunscreen and shades, but please leave your thong behind. The seaside community has adopted a zero tolerance policy on anyone wearing the barely-there bikini by the shore on their part of North Carolina's Pleasure Island, just south of Wilmington. "You can do what you want to in your own space," said Mayor Dean Lambeth, "but for public decency, keep it off the public beach."What is this world coming too? When a couple can no longer stroll down the beach in matching thongs, how can we go on like this? We must stand up against this, fight the power. It is hard enough to get American women to wear thongs, or smaller bathing suits and now these government goons are trying to work against us. We must fight, go down to NC and wear your thongs!! If you get hit with the $25 fine, call He up, he'll pick up the tab.
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