READER EMAIL: Who Invented Jeggings...???

Inventing JEGGINGS was a great idea but I'm not average size and every time I go 2 try on a pair they're simply not long enough. Just asking if u could make them n tall sizes. I'm sure I'm not the only 1. Please and THX n advance. -tawonia

For everyone and anyone who happens to come across this blog, and for the many others idolizing He for the invention of Jeggings...Let's all get on the same page right now, as great and amazing as He, and yes He is the King of Fashion, so therefore all ideas invented under the leadership of He, are technically He's ideas anyway. HE DID NOT INVENT JEGGINGS. HE has only ever had one really awesome ideas as good as good as Jeggings, you can read about it here. Yes He is brilliant and should have thought of inventing Jeggings, but sadly He did not. Not sure why so many people think He actually invented jeggings, but they do. Pretty sure if He had invented jeggings, He would be sitting on a beach right now surrounding by hot girls in jeggings, not blogging every day trying to take over the world. Let's not forget He is a big fan of jeggings.
-He

P.S. Guess a big thank you to everyone who thinks He was clever enough to invent jeggings.

He has a "Wild Heart" for GU...

He worked with Gypsy Underwear a few months ago on a Giveaway, but since then Gypsy has released their 2010 Winter Collection, that is of course still He Approved. Cheeky Bottom was the name of the game in their Summer Collection, so don't think for a second it went anywhere. "The new collection is a dreamy mix of tie dyes & lace." Dreamy, couldn't agree more.
-He

P.S. If He gets a decent number of comments in this post, He can guarantee another Gypsy Underwear Giveaway! Hows that for ArmHe Love!



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Time for the ArmHe to Get Ready for Football!

During the football season, which is quickly approaching, men feel that women should be seen and not heard. By seen guys simply mean bringing us food and beer. It's an unfortunate world that we live in but this time a year is very important to us Hes, here are some tips to make it more enjoyable. Go to Victorias Secret and get yourself some of these underwear, make sure to buy the one's with your mans team on it., otherwise you will just piss him off. Next buy a tshirts from that same team. Before all his fellow Hes show up, make sure to prance around the house wearing just the underwear and tshirt, let us call this the "pregame warm up." When the party arrives and the game starts, just keeping bringing food and beer to your man. Stick with the tshirts, or a mini jersey. Its a good way to get him to notice your still there. Be into the game, and by that He means sit there and watch. Don't get pissed if He ignores you, its football season, get over it. If a guy yells at the screen don't tell him "they cant hear you" we know, we will still yell. If our team loses, be nice, we probably won't be in the best mood. Just remember if you look good, it'll help us get over the loss, or enjoy the win that much more.
-He

The Last Effort...Belly Chains?!?

He has now written a few posts about belly chains and it is time for a finaly ArmHe decision. Bathing Suits and Belly Chains was great for summer, but now that Fall is here. Now its is very very rare that you actually see the belly chain worn. Its more rare then Halley's Comet, but somehow, someway, He managed to snap a pic of this phenomenon. Obviously you have to have a hell of a body to even consider wearing a body chain. Pretty sure if you're oversized walking into a Home Depot asking for 2 feet of chain for your stomach is not gonna work out in your favor. But the the question becomes is this look sexy or trashy?
-He

RULES FOR WEARING LEGGINGS!

If He has told you once, He has told you a thousand times, you cannot wear boyshorts, granny p*nties or any other line showing undergarments with leggings. You Just Can't! These aren't rules He just came up with, they are rules of life, that are not meant to be broken. Some people will complain that leggings aren't pants, well guess what He isn't gonna ever complain about that unless you force He to. Come on now ladies, clean up your act, thongs and gstrings and all that other stuff was made for a reason. No one wants to see your ugly as underwear lines in a pair of leggings.
-He

P.S. Here is A Good Post on Black Leggings

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He-lloween with Victoria Secret...

Don't think for a second that this is going to be the only He-lloween post of the month, but it's a good way to start things off. Victorias Secret decided it was time to class up halloween by sexing it up. Coming out with 7 sexy outfits, VS just entered into the halloween game, and they did not dissapoint. God Bless anyone who wears one of these outfits, He knows that He-lloween and girls go minimal in clothing, but these make He very happy. Let He tell you something, most outfits on halloween are going to make your man happy, but in case you were wondering these from VS are definitely He Approved.
-He

P.S. What is the ArmHe dressing up as for Halloween?

FashionGIVEAWAY By He...Love Clothing

If last weeks giveaway of Gypsy underwear wasn't good enough for you, well He is back to make August the Giveaway Month. That is correct, He has gotten another Giveaway set up for the ArmHe. Your Welcome! Like with all giveaways, pictures of the winner in the prize must be submitted (this actually has not happened once, but it really should.)

Giveaway: You can choose one of these two as your grand prize (see above): An Epidermis Dress by Motel: Zoe Dress 1 or Zoe Dress 2.

How to win: Must be a follower to win, Leave a Comment, ReTweet @fashionbyhe, Become a Facebook Fan of He, Become a I Love Clothing Fb Fan.

Who: This giveaway is sponsored by I Love Clothing, whose website is launching in the next few weeks. In the meantime, check out their old site and buy stuff here: Phix Clothing. This contest will end Sunday 8/22.

Please Don't Ever Wear These...

These boots are not for fall. He is telling you now so that you can return the pair you bought, or prevent yourself from buy them. They do not look good, none of them. These boots might be #2 on He's Hit-list right behind Uggs. Wearing these boots is telling the world that you don't care. Seriously He cannot take a girl seriously in these boots, it's like a bad joke. Really the more He tries to write something about these boots and the more He sees them in the streets the more He's anger grows for them. Don't make He angry, just don't wear them. Thanks. (pics from shopbop)
-He

How to Wear a Vest...5 Ways + 1 He Way!

Rugby Ralph Lauren did a post the other day for fall "5 Ways to Wear: Fall Suit Separates." Typically this wouldn't catch He's eye, but a comment left below did.

"Is it really ok to wear a vest with nothing underneath?"

Of course it is ok to wear nothing under a vest. Hell turn your vest into a summer look with Pasties or a Lace bra. A vest with with nothing underneath match with, jeans, shorts, a skirt, pants, is going to be an instant winner. He did not have a picture to prove his theory, but if you do He-mail it to Fashionbyhe@gmail.com so the entire ArmHe can see it. Check out RugbyRL for the other ways to wear a vest.
-He

Dont forget to enter the Giveaway for a pair of Gypsy Underwear ends Friday.!

Sweatpants and Heels...Yes or No?

This topic has already been covered by many others, but not once by the King of Fashion. He decided that since Fall is quickly approaching it was time to let you know the good, the bad and the ugly of sweatpants and heels. First off, He has no problem with sweatpants, you want to walk around the house with them, be comfortable on the weekends, go for it. Lately people have been trying to style up their sweatpants, He is going to guess soley for the laziness factory. Sweatpants are comfortable, He totally understands, but let's watch out for a few things. First off, if you are going to wear them out in public, try not to look like a homeless person. Next, if you are going to wear sweatpants and heels, they cannot be the same sweatpants that you got back in college that look beat to sh*t. Capri Sweatpants can be pulled off by a select few, Mariah Carey is not one of those people, as you can see above. Heels and sweatpants should be considered an artform so few people can actually pull off this look. Really the problem isn't people pulling it off, its how they try and style the sweatpants. (Thanks to BP for the idea)
-He

Got a Pic of Sweatpants and Heels? Show He how you style this look for a follow up post - He-mail pictures to fashionbyhe@gmail.com

Pink Hair for Hope...Support the Boobs!

He has posted about adding color to your hair before, but not until recently was there ever a reason to do it more then there is now. He has always been a big supporter of boobs, and therefore we gotta do what we can to keep them alive and well.

He had dinner with some friends this weekend. Julie, had a streak of pink in her hair. He just thought it was just another girl looking to hair some crazy color to her hair, but Julie informed He that the pink was no game, it was Pink Hair for Hope. Apparently salons around the country are teaming up and collecting donations for these pink hair extensions. All proceeds go directly to the National Breast Cancer Foundation. If you have ever thought of trying out some color if your hair, He would suggest you find a local participating hair salon and get some pink hair added asap. Here are some NYC Salons. (Thanks to ArmHe member jacqueline for the top left pic)
-He

Victorialand a Place He Wants To Go...

Last week He wrote about this love for the Fall look of Thigh Highs. To follow up on that post, He wants to introduce you to Victorialand, the brand and designs made for the Thigh Highs.

The root of the brand is inspired by professional menswear, particularly the classic collared shirt. This basic item of clothing, for designer Kate Wendelborn, is the ultimate representation of understated individualism.

Nothing crazy going on here, just a simple design with a few tweeks to it that make it on top of the sexy charts. Great brand if you don't have that boyfriend to steal a button down from.
-He

Dont' Judge a Book By It's Cover...

Sorry but it's not about what is on the "inside" that counts at all. Especially not with a shirt like this. Hope no one threw up their lunch.
-He

Wine Tour 2010...In the Books...

Ever wonder what He does when He isn't doing this. Well this past weekend, He and a few friend went to the Finger Lakes in Upstate NY for some wine tasting. He's friend, Nick, carved out this bad ass pumpkin, and of course like a true King, He stuck a crown on top. There are a few pictures that He will post from the trip, non of He (of course) but plenty of Fashion Fails going on up there. To the people that were actually on the trip, great f*cking time, already looking forward to next year.
-He

Need Bigger Boobs? He Has You Covered!

The electrostatic vibrations of the BOSOM MAX brassiere stimulate breast tissues, help to increase the circulation of blood& lymphatic fluid, and increase muscle mass to lift and enlarge your breasts! - BosomMax

You've got to be kidding. The before and after pictures and the videos on this site are worth checking out, BosomMax. Definitely a good afternoon laugh.
-He

The New Dumb Hair Trend...

Some chick on the Real Housewives has these, Beyonce has tried them out, but let He tell you, all have failed. This is not an attractive or He Approved look, no matter who wears it. Adding sparkle threads to your hair, apparently called Hair Tinsel, is about as dumb as it gets. Might be ok for a 13 year old, but grown ups need to grow up and rip this sh*t right out. If you need attention that badly, well then seek help, because this is not the right way to go about getting it. You look ridiculous.
-He

Would you Wear a T-Shirt Necklace?

"eclectic neck pieces constructed using cozy, up-cycled materials, constructed using upcycled cotton t-shirts...Neckpieces are meticulously designed and handcrafted to be stretched, twisted, and layered for dozens of looks and year round comfort, so measurements are approximate."

He was wondering, would you wear a t-shirt necklace? If the answer is Yes, then you probably want the link to V&Y Mart. Is this a good look? Someone help He out, kinda thinking this is more of a California style then an East Coast look? What does the rest of the world think? Buying or not?
-He

One of the Coolest He Posts Ever...

He wishes He could take credit for this but He can't. But He is also man enough to realize a great thing when He sees it. Opening Ceremony and Disney collaborated on some pieces to celebrate the release of Tron. Shoes are available in black, yellow, blue and orange and ALL are awesome!
-He

Stickers Instead of Shoes? No Thanks...

There are many advantages of bare feet sporting: better motion control, more feeling in your feet and direct floor contact, etc. In this way you are more grounded and more aware of your feet and movements. Its also a good training for stronger feet. But a disadvantage is the risk of injuries, you can easily twist or slip.

The footsticker improves the activity and keeps the bare foot feeling! The flexible material feels like a second skin. This footsticker gives you more grip, support and protection.

Sorry, but how about you grow a pair. Gonna go out on a limb right now and say anyone who wears these footstickers is a p*ssy.Might be the first time ever He has used that word, but f*ck it, its about time. He likes going bare foot as much as the next, but He ain't gonna be putting stickers on He's feet anytime soon. Sneakers, sandals, barefoot, and on some occasions socks, but a big NO to footstickers.
-He

P.S. Don't you love how there is no sticker love for the 2 baby toes, like wtf do they completely not matter at all? More pics after the break...

The Shoes Weren't Enough?!?!?

Here we go again. First it was Reebok coming out with the EasyTone shoes, that were suppose to make the ass look amazing. Fine, whatever, if you want to wear special sneakers because you think your ass is going to turn out as good as the models in the video, well that's your own issues you have to work out. But now if you are gonna buy into this EasyTone clothing deal, now we got a problem. Sorry folks, but Dr. He has done extensive research* an all experiences proved that wearing EasyTone bras and pants made women look any better, or the work out that much more effective. He just wanted to make sure all the ladies in the ArmHe saw this as a scam. Just looking out for you little ladies.
-He

*Little to No research was done