Ava-no thank you-tar...Halloween Rules II

Just a quick follow up post, to the Halloween post from this weekend. He just wants everyeone to take a moment to reflect on the sights and sores of this weekend. He has put together an updated list of rules for Halloween. Please feel free to leave a comment with any further suggestions. (thanks to shosh for the avatar pic)

He-lloween Rules
1) No Facepaint - He is not going near any chick with sh*t all over her face.
2) Only sexy girls should dress sexy. If you don't have the body for a tiny outfit, then please for the love of halloween, wear clothing, cover yourself up accordingly. It is not sexy if you are not sexy to begin with.
3) Guys don't care about creativity.
4) Heels are still required.

5) No dressing like animals, specifically cows, dogs or pigs, trust He, you dont want a comparision made.
6) no masks

P.S. Click Read More to See an ArmHe Picture...He was asked if this was a He Approved costume. He's answer: F*ck no, these are not He approved, Hell there are gonna give He nightmares. See rule 6 - no masks, very unsexy. Sorry ladies, but He isn't digging these costumes at all. Halloween is suppose to be sexy not scarey.