These are the Worst Colored Tight Ever!

On Friday He did a post about colored tights, but there is one color tight that makes He more angry then any other. White Tights! Typically we see more white tights during the winter then any other season and there has never been an instance when He thought they looked good. White tights make women's legs look pale and gross. Textured white tights do nothing for He either. White tights are probably one of the most He-repelling items a women can wear during the winter. UGGS are bad don't get He wrong, but white tights give He the creeps.
-He

UPDATE: He Doesn't Care How Much Snow There is...

He doesn't care if its the biggest snow storm of your life or just a flurry, there is absolutely no place on earth or anything called a "Snowjogger" aka "Big Foot" (not a name He made up). These things are like snow moon boots, and no one better be wearing moon boots either. Yea, yea, He gets it some of you will wear anything if its pink, but for the love of the ArmHe just say no!
-He

The Not Shoe of the Week...

He knows it is only Monday and the typical Shoe of the Week doesn't come until Wednesday, but how about the NOT Shoe of the Week. These three velvet tie dye messes need to go back into the shoe box from which they came. Thank god they decided to make more then one version of this shoe, available in a heel, a boot and a flat. Now you can look horrible no matter what the occasion.
-He

Crack is Wack...

There are very few occasions when a woman's ass crack hanging out is sexy. For the majority of the time try and keep the crack hidden. In this case it was made worse by a jean skirt that was falling down, and He is pretty confident this woman was going commando. This is not a ClassHe look.
-He

Tattoos & Piercings, How Does He Feel?

Many of the ArmHe soldiers wonder what He thinks about tattoos and piercings. Obviously if you have a Fashion by He Tattoo, He loves it. But really what are He's thoughts on tatts and piercings...He gives you some words of wisdom below... (pic is Tess)

Tattoos: He has no tattoos, and has no plans on ever getting any. If this website turns into a billion dollar deal, then maybe He would tattoo Fashion by He on his ass, but until then not gonna happen. (send all billion dollar offers to fashionbyhe@gmail.com) We have all heard of the now famous, lower back tattoo being commonly referred to as the "tramp stamp" but in fact its the girl that makes it such not the location of the tattoo. He doesn't mind a tattoo here or there, a foot, rib cage, wrist, hell He doesn't mind a Vattoo either. What He does run into problems with is full on arm, back, big ass tattoos. To He thats not enjoyable. He also kind of wants to limit the number of tatttos, because after maybe 4 or so its starting to get to be a bit much.

Piercings: Ears, maybe a nose, nipple, and anything below the belt (seems a little trashy, but He is gonna let it slide for now) are all He Approved. When you start getting into cheek and eyebrows and face and whereever the hell else people are stabbing themselves these days, He no longer approves. Those spacers or whatever they are called that make huge holes in your ears, yea Not gonna work for He either.

-He

Turbans and Head Gone Wild...

He has never been a fan of anything on top of a girls head. Some girls look cute in baseball hats, but things are starting to get out of control. Lately we have started seeing Turbans, flower headbands, Sparkle bands, Animals and god knows what else. Really, it's enough already with this sh*t. It doesn't look good, it looks more ridiculous then anything. Stay away, far far away from any of the above pictured or mentioned items. If you choose to wear them, you must understand that the only thing you will be attracting is worried and scared stares.
-He

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The Last Effort...Belly Chains?!?

He has now written a few posts about belly chains and it is time for a finaly ArmHe decision. Bathing Suits and Belly Chains was great for summer, but now that Fall is here. Now its is very very rare that you actually see the belly chain worn. Its more rare then Halley's Comet, but somehow, someway, He managed to snap a pic of this phenomenon. Obviously you have to have a hell of a body to even consider wearing a body chain. Pretty sure if you're oversized walking into a Home Depot asking for 2 feet of chain for your stomach is not gonna work out in your favor. But the the question becomes is this look sexy or trashy?
-He

Flat Boots Are on the Sh*t List...

The real look He wanted to show you all, He couldn't find a picture of, but when He does He will post. As there can never be too many posts making fun of flats. Anyway, instead of showing you a picture (He searched all of the internet and couldnt find one picture of this crap) of the foolish look, He is going to try and paint you a picture:

The boots the girl would be wearing are the ones above. Every single girl that wears these leather or whatever else material boots that have a little slouch in them, these girls look ridiculous. Is it just He or does it look like they are wearing boots 10 sizes too big, and that they could slip right out of them.

Hopefully by now you get the idea and can think of a place or a person who has worn this look. Well just an FYI flat boots are not He Approved. Not a good option for fall or winter, He even took the time out to search threw a few websites and lucky it looks like most of the stuff being sold this year isn't these horrible "too big flats." Just in case you forgot, He constructed a FbyHe Heel Height-o-Meter for those of you who need pictures to better understand.
-He

Please Don't Ever Wear These...

These boots are not for fall. He is telling you now so that you can return the pair you bought, or prevent yourself from buy them. They do not look good, none of them. These boots might be #2 on He's Hit-list right behind Uggs. Wearing these boots is telling the world that you don't care. Seriously He cannot take a girl seriously in these boots, it's like a bad joke. Really the more He tries to write something about these boots and the more He sees them in the streets the more He's anger grows for them. Don't make He angry, just don't wear them. Thanks. (pics from shopbop)
-He

How to Wear a Vest...5 Ways + 1 He Way!

Rugby Ralph Lauren did a post the other day for fall "5 Ways to Wear: Fall Suit Separates." Typically this wouldn't catch He's eye, but a comment left below did.

"Is it really ok to wear a vest with nothing underneath?"

Of course it is ok to wear nothing under a vest. Hell turn your vest into a summer look with Pasties or a Lace bra. A vest with with nothing underneath match with, jeans, shorts, a skirt, pants, is going to be an instant winner. He did not have a picture to prove his theory, but if you do He-mail it to Fashionbyhe@gmail.com so the entire ArmHe can see it. Check out RugbyRL for the other ways to wear a vest.
-He

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Sweatpants and Heels...Yes or No?

This topic has already been covered by many others, but not once by the King of Fashion. He decided that since Fall is quickly approaching it was time to let you know the good, the bad and the ugly of sweatpants and heels. First off, He has no problem with sweatpants, you want to walk around the house with them, be comfortable on the weekends, go for it. Lately people have been trying to style up their sweatpants, He is going to guess soley for the laziness factory. Sweatpants are comfortable, He totally understands, but let's watch out for a few things. First off, if you are going to wear them out in public, try not to look like a homeless person. Next, if you are going to wear sweatpants and heels, they cannot be the same sweatpants that you got back in college that look beat to sh*t. Capri Sweatpants can be pulled off by a select few, Mariah Carey is not one of those people, as you can see above. Heels and sweatpants should be considered an artform so few people can actually pull off this look. Really the problem isn't people pulling it off, its how they try and style the sweatpants. (Thanks to BP for the idea)
-He

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Not Everything in Vegas is Good

So He just got back from Vegas, took the red eye, killer flight. Anyway He is freakin exhausted right now, too tired to blog well. Here is a horrible looking pic He took, more thoughts are for sure to come. A General He thoughts on LV, should be good. Until then keep looking at this zebra outfit or whatever the hell she is thinking
-He

Dont' Judge a Book By It's Cover...

Sorry but it's not about what is on the "inside" that counts at all. Especially not with a shirt like this. Hope no one threw up their lunch.
-He

The New Dumb Hair Trend...

Some chick on the Real Housewives has these, Beyonce has tried them out, but let He tell you, all have failed. This is not an attractive or He Approved look, no matter who wears it. Adding sparkle threads to your hair, apparently called Hair Tinsel, is about as dumb as it gets. Might be ok for a 13 year old, but grown ups need to grow up and rip this sh*t right out. If you need attention that badly, well then seek help, because this is not the right way to go about getting it. You look ridiculous.
-He

Get This Off My Head...

He can promise you this, if the ArmHe ever goes to war, a real war, not like our War on UGGS, He will never allow these weird head gear to be apart of the ArmHe uniform. Then again not so sure how good of an ArmHe we will be in 6" heels...oh well at least the ArmHe will look damn good.
-He

Hey Jeremy, What Were You Thinking?

Ready-to-Wear Fall 2011? Umm, Ready-to-Wear to what? Jeremy Scott is going to have to provide a little "how to" on this collection. He gets the "Enjoy God" Dress. Pretty sure Jeremy was thinking about the future Fashion by He Girl when he designed that dress. Slime - no thanks, some of those other outfits look like a rainbow threw up all over. To each their own.
-He

Step 1 to Becoming a SuperHero - Facemask!

There is really nothing better then this helmet eye-wear mask thingy to fight crime with. Doesn't every good super hero costume start with over the top face mask? Anyone walking down the street in one of these not fighting crime, needs to be put under arrest by the ArmHe.
-He

The Shoes Weren't Enough?!?!?

Here we go again. First it was Reebok coming out with the EasyTone shoes, that were suppose to make the ass look amazing. Fine, whatever, if you want to wear special sneakers because you think your ass is going to turn out as good as the models in the video, well that's your own issues you have to work out. But now if you are gonna buy into this EasyTone clothing deal, now we got a problem. Sorry folks, but Dr. He has done extensive research* an all experiences proved that wearing EasyTone bras and pants made women look any better, or the work out that much more effective. He just wanted to make sure all the ladies in the ArmHe saw this as a scam. Just looking out for you little ladies.
-He

*Little to No research was done

Two Video Posts Tody...WTF is this?

How has this not been blogged about by anyone else? Well, that's probably why you come to Fashion by He, you just don't get this sh*t anywhere else. Not sure who the hell this Patrick Mohr guy is, which probably mean he isn't very good. When you dress your models to look like 150 year old ugly ass men, no one is looking at your clothes Patrick. Not sure what you were thinking with this one, did you have a game plan, or was this a planned f*ck up?
(Thanks to Matt W for the Video)
-He

The Most Disturbing FbyHe Post Ever...

Browsing through Etsy the other day and came across these Congratulations Mrs.... its a Girl Cranberry fingerless gloves and almost lost it. Are these not the most repulsive things ever made? He gives a lot of people who can hand make stuff, more power to them, He is not gonna even start to try and sew these type of things together, but then again maybe the person who made these should put down the sewing machine as well. Not a fan of these, who would be, but the Etsy designer has a lot more fingerless gloves to choose from, unfortunately the ones featured above are the most stomach churning.
-He