YSL You Dissapoint He...

HE HATES FLATS!!!!!!!!!

Pretty sure He has done a post on the Tory Burch Flats that are easily one of the ugliest things a woman can wear. Well He thinks there might be a new ugliest flat shoe in the game, welcome YSL. Buy these, wear these, touch these and He will instantly hate you. It's simple really. Stay the F*ck Away!
-He

Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner!

Hmm what shoes should you pick out of your closet today? Oh yes, go with the long flat pointed ones! They really make your feet look long and pointed - very attractive. Rather more chicken or witch like. People are afraid of feet becuase of this exact look. They shoes make feet look freakishly long. There has to be a better option.
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