Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth....... ......... . WHY? because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should
be light"_-=
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE
NUMBER
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question
ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order
first will come first.
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air
cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one
Sardarji.He wrote
"DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
What does a sardar do after
taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any
spelling mistakes.