USA TODAY: Ugly underwear can ruin your day...

USA TODAY: Women own an average of 21 pairs of underwear, and many say an ill-fitting or ugly pair can ruin their day, a new survey shows.

"We know that bad hair days can affect women's moods, but who knew that bad underwear days could also ruin their day," says Lisa Lee Freeman, editor in chief of ShopSmart magazine, from the publisher of Consumer Reports. Their research center conducted a telephone survey of 1,008 women 18 and older about intimate apparel.

Almost half of women (47%) say they feel sexier and more confident wearing a nice or special pair of panties. "The first thing we put on in the morning does make a difference in our day," Freeman says

Among the findings reported in the January issue (www.shopsmartmag.org):
•27% say their mood is affected by wearing an ill-fitting or unattractive pair of undies.
•10% of women own 35 or more pairs.
•65% buy neural colors, with white being the most popular, followed by black and beige.
•Overall, 46% of women say briefs are the style they wear the most often. But women age 18-34 are more likely to wear the bikini style.
•56% of women fold their panties; 27% just toss them in the drawer.
•1 in 10 women admit that they will venture out of the house without underwear.
•Half of women have complaints about the way their underwear fit, with "wedgies" (30%) topping that list, followed by "doesn't lay flat under clothes" (19%) and "not enough coverage in the rear" (14%).

Here is the deal, every guy likes something different when it comes to underwear. He for instance likes a nice variety. A mix and match, keep He guessing. Other guys might like other things. But at the end of the day, you should feel f*cking hot when you put underwear on shouldn't you? Whether or not someone sees it. He knows for a fact every guy has a pair of underwear, his "go to" pair or it might be multiple pairs, that he knows are money. You ladies definitely have the same thing.
-65% buy neural colors, really? He cannot even remember the last time He saw a girl in a white underwear...it's almost gross to even think about.
-46% of women say briefs are the style they wear, guess the thong really is dead :-(
-List of complaints "not enough coverage in the rear" at 14%, how can that be a complaint? Can't you just buy uglier, more covering underwear, that are sure to make everyone that sees them sick?
-He

Where Did All The G-Strings Go?

A while ago Cosmo wrote an article proclaiming that the "Thong is Dead"! He was outraged, He wrote a post saying that the thong was alive and well. Today He writes to report a cry for help. The thong is not dead, but it has taken on an alternate shape. The transition started just about the time Hanky Panky became popular. Somewhere around this time, girls decided that they could wear only Hanky Panky and not have to worry about anything else. The boy short also became increasingly popular during this same time. NOW: before you get the wrong idea, He is a fan of both the boy short and the Hanky Panky, BUT you ladies are forgetting your old friend the G-String, T-Bar, or V-String (if you buy from VS). There has no question been a drop off in everyone's old friend, and He isn't happy. It was such a simple garment, small compact, sexy as hell. HE is here to remind the woman of the ArmHe and the women of the world, dig back into your underwear drawers and bring back the G-Strings!

-He

Does Your Thong Stick Out?

"While a few women may find it to be a fashion statement, having my thong underwear stick out of my favorite low-rise jeans seems like a fashion faux-pas. What I really needed to invent were barely there underwear that give me coverage and look sexy in and out of my clothes." My Panteez

Well guess that solves the last of the world's problems. Oh Wait, there are still other things wrong. Damn, He thought this was the last thing we needed for a perfect world. He isn't going to claim to be a scientist or anything, but He is pretty sure the reason the thongs stick out of girls pants is due to the pants being too small. He also has researched to find out if a woman wears corretly fitting pants the thong will not poke out the top. But then again buying an $18 pair of these underwear might be a better deal then a new properly fitting pair of jeans.
-He