READER EMAIL: Metallic Fur Uggs...

Hey!
Let me preface this by saying that I'm sorry for ruining your day. If you thought Uggs couldn't get any worse, I'm afraid you were a little too preemptively optimistic.

METALLIC UGGS
Excuse me, I left something out (as if that weren't enough:)
METALLIC FUR UGGS.
I saw a mid-twenties, otherwise pretty woman on the subway a few days ago, and I was shocked. Let's just saw I heard more than a few snickers as she stepped off the platform.
I couldn't get a picture, but it looked like a combination of these (see attached.)
I mean, I'm in eighth grade and I know this is wrong!
Sincerely,
Sarah C
(A very young and very disgusted ArmHe member)

Well Sarah, Thanks for the email. First off you didn't ruin He's day in fact you made it 100x better. Anytime someone joins the War on UGGS, He smiles a little bit bigger. The fact that the ArmHe has 8th grade members means that Fashion by He is reaching the youth of this world young enough to shape their little minds. Hopefully by the time these young ArmHe members grow up they will shape the fashion world under He's rule.

It is hard for He to even imagine combining metallic uggs and fur uggs. Just way too much to handle on a Monday. But yea there is no way that can possibly look good. Just another day of the War on Uggs in full affect, see someone in UGGS and point and laugh. Bingo!
-He

P.S. Keep the emails and fashion pics coming He's way.

ENTER THE TALON NYC NECKLACE GIVEAWAY!

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

P.S. If you feel that you might have been infected by the UGGs virus, or want to take preventative measure to ensure your safety, please click here for the UGG Vaccine.

Jimmy Choo...You are the ENEMY!

He has never had a problem with Jimmy Choo, hell He has even featured him as a Shoe of the Week before. But this latest stunt JC pulled is an act of war against the ArmHe. Winter is coming and the weather is getting colder again, which means the ARMHE will again take to the streets to continue the WAR ON UGGS. JC must be a pretty smart guy, he has made some good heels before, but what f*cking crack was he smoking when he designed and partnered with UGGS? Deos he not know that the ArmHe is gonna sh*t on him like a ton of bricks? The ArmHE is not to be f*cked with Mr. Choo. We have ruined designers before, and guess what, Jimmy Choo has just been named public enemy #2, right behind UGG. Goodluck on the battlefield, pretty sure you ugly ass UGGS aren't gonna f*cking help you win this war. Yea you might think you look cute in your f*cking sparkle shoes, but the ArmHe will hunt you down and burn the very UGGS you wear. Yea, He's fucking pissed, you turned your back on us, Choo, and the ArmHe does not forget!
-He

We Must Expand the War on UGGS!

We have been making slow but steady progress with the War on UGGs. He has gone so far to issue a statement that UGGs will Kill You. Yes this damn brand will not give up. They continue to fight. However this time, it has appeared the enemy is wounded. The ArmHe has finally hit UGGs where it hurts. Although it appears it might have been an inside hit from the UGGS side.

Introducing the newest member of the UGGS line, Slouch thigh-high boots. HAHAHA, well He is pretty sure that the ArmHe won this battle before it even began. Look at those things, is UGGs serious?!?! Find He one person who wants to wear these boots and He will just as quickly show you an enemy of the ArmHe. There is no possible way anyone on the same planet as He can like these boots, it's just not possible. (thanks to Jenny for the tip)

-He